Welcome/Welcome back, you crazy diamonds!

[spiritcrystal]

[An island! This is most certainly not where everyone was just a few moments ago. ...Alright, maybe some of you were on an island. Don't get cheeky.

At everyone's feet is a small note. It gives no description of their location or explanation, of course; it only says one simple thing.

Please choose one.

The note comes along with three Pokéballs with different "starter" Pokémon in them- the three Pokémon can be anything, from a Froakie, Charmander, and Treecko to a Rattata, Patrat, and Bidoof if you're particularly unlucky- and everything in between. If it's not a legendary Pokémon, it's fair game.

Of course, you can only pick one! Trying to go for a second will leave you thinking that you better not get too greedy. If you're one of those types that wouldn't care either way, the other two Pokéballs will simply disappear.

Now go forth, and into a world of Pokémon!]

Comments

[reversemoon]

That's even worse! You're terrible! I hope you die pathetic and alone with no one willing to help you!

[reversesun]

[was that supposed to hurt?

because he's gonna start laughing.

laughing and pushing away, actually, if he can.]

I ain't gotta worry about that, 'cause I'm gonna be the Rocket Boss one day. I'll have pretty much everyone in the world standin' with me when that day comes.

[reversemoon]

You won't get the chance to be. We'll dismantle Team Rocket. [It's not too difficult to push him away; he's bitten and bruised and while he still has the effort to keep beating the crap out of Gold, a pause is enough to make him glance at his Pokémon and realize that they're tuckered out and worried about him.

Dammit...]

[reversesun]

[gold ain't in any better shape, though lacking those wonderful bites, and aibro climbs back onto his shoulder. he scratches under the aipom's chin as he shrugs.]

Yeah, sure, whatever you say. That's been the same thing you've been sayin' for what, a while now? Ain't seen nothin' yet. Maybe you'll have a better shot when you're not a total geek.

[so, never. or when you get older and bam boners everywhere]

[reversemoon]

Don't act so confident. You don't have a single hold on Kanto. [...But that's more because of Red, Blue, and Yellow than because of him...] And you're in just as bad of a shape as me. You're no better than I am.

[reversesun]

Like you got any hand in that, it's just those pains. Besides, I'm tons better. We've both got bruises and blood, sure, but I ain't the one sportin' bite marks.

[yeah. grinning. maybe he'll sharpen his teeth for next time.]

[reversemoon]

Yeah, you're a savage. Congratulations. [Man those bites hurt...]

[reversesun]

Thanks. I'm plannin' on sharpening these babies for some real pain next time, or maybe lettin' my new chewy buddy take care of you.

[reversemoon]

Go ahead and ruin your teeth. That's not my problem.

[...He wouldn't like to get chewed on by his dumb dinosaur though. That... Sounds really painful...]

[reversesun]

It's gonna be then I gnaw your arm off. It'll be an improvement to the already awesome me.

[ah, what a nice image. yeah.]

[reversemoon]

And you'll bite your tongue and lips all the time. You won't even be able to eat properly. You'll get cavities. That's so gross.

At least think about what you're doing!

[reversesun]

What, worried about me? You should be more worried about yourself, Dorkver! I'm touched though, really, you're so stupid.

[that's so what to get from this, yes.]