Welcome/Welcome back, you crazy diamonds!

[spiritcrystal]

[An island! This is most certainly not where everyone was just a few moments ago. ...Alright, maybe some of you were on an island. Don't get cheeky.

At everyone's feet is a small note. It gives no description of their location or explanation, of course; it only says one simple thing.

Please choose one.

The note comes along with three Pokéballs with different "starter" Pokémon in them- the three Pokémon can be anything, from a Froakie, Charmander, and Treecko to a Rattata, Patrat, and Bidoof if you're particularly unlucky- and everything in between. If it's not a legendary Pokémon, it's fair game.

Of course, you can only pick one! Trying to go for a second will leave you thinking that you better not get too greedy. If you're one of those types that wouldn't care either way, the other two Pokéballs will simply disappear.

Now go forth, and into a world of Pokémon!]

Comments

[reversemoon]

Yeah, you're a savage. Congratulations. [Man those bites hurt...]

[reversesun]

Thanks. I'm plannin' on sharpening these babies for some real pain next time, or maybe lettin' my new chewy buddy take care of you.

[reversemoon]

Go ahead and ruin your teeth. That's not my problem.

[...He wouldn't like to get chewed on by his dumb dinosaur though. That... Sounds really painful...]

[reversesun]

It's gonna be then I gnaw your arm off. It'll be an improvement to the already awesome me.

[ah, what a nice image. yeah.]

[reversemoon]

And you'll bite your tongue and lips all the time. You won't even be able to eat properly. You'll get cavities. That's so gross.

At least think about what you're doing!

[reversesun]

What, worried about me? You should be more worried about yourself, Dorkver! I'm touched though, really, you're so stupid.

[that's so what to get from this, yes.]