raid on the city!!

[forprofit]

[Hello, fellow Rockets and general wrong-doers! You may or may not recognize this man in his dashing white uniform and red insignia wandering around the plains, seemingly searching for something or someone. He's had a long enough while to get more familiar with this place, so now he's in an exploring mood. Maybe there's a nicely furbished abandoned building around here he can claim...

There's a sharp-looking Houndoom next to him, but that aside, he looks pretty harmless - unless you're a hat-wearing kid with too many morals. He might be up for chatting.]

Comments

[spiritcrystal]

Your talents include smelling gross, hiring some of the dumbest grunts I've ever seen, being taken out quick by a few quick Psybeams, and being super lame and caked with terrible makeup.

Did I mention the dumb grunts? Then again, you guys are pretty dumb yourselves. Let's teach the bird the voice recognized password! Genius.

[forprofit]

Don't mix me up with Petrel... [PLEASE]

[spiritcrystal]

You lameos all look the same. You even fight the same. At least that dumb jerk Silver's better than you guys even if he's a super annoying loser.

[forprofit]

[That is totally true but don't talk about the heir like that!!] Are you here to talk about anything vaguely significant or can I be on my way?