raid on the city!!

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[Hello, fellow Rockets and general wrong-doers! You may or may not recognize this man in his dashing white uniform and red insignia wandering around the plains, seemingly searching for something or someone. He's had a long enough while to get more familiar with this place, so now he's in an exploring mood. Maybe there's a nicely furbished abandoned building around here he can claim...

There's a sharp-looking Houndoom next to him, but that aside, he looks pretty harmless - unless you're a hat-wearing kid with too many morals. He might be up for chatting.]

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The "other boy"...

[Snorlax takes the flamethrower, drumming its belly confidently.]

... ... He defeated Giovanni. Told me a funny story.

Body Slam, Snorlax.

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What? [The newest Champion fought Giovanni? When? How did he find him before-

The Body Slam's going to smart, but Houndoom isn't giving up just yet. Just one more hit, at least...] Crunch!

[highestlevel]

[Snorlax is already chewing leftovers...]

Earthquake.

[forprofit]

[Holy-! Archer wasn't aware that a Snorlax's quake could be this powerful. He stumbles to his knees as the ground trembles. Houndoom doesn't stand a chance against this.]

[highestlevel]

[Sure doesn't! Red's unflappable.]

... ... ...He gave me an appreciation for earth-type moves...

[Giovanni, that is. Snorlax isn't the only Pokémon with earthquake on his team.]

[forprofit]

Don't speak of you like you know him. [He pulls out Houndoom's pokeball. They're definitely gonna need to establish a secret base around here so he doesn't have to deal with all these kids.]

[highestlevel]

You're weaker than last time.

[Come on, don't look so sour! Or if you do, throw a tantrum like Green, Green's at least really hilarious about it.]

[forprofit]

[You leave Green alone you jerk. Archer just frowns and says nothing. It's not his job to be a Pokemon Trainer; what does Red expect?]

[highestlevel]

[He expects you to get the hint eventually and quit. He'll be battling you and getting money out of you until you do.]

Return, Snorlax. Go, Lapras.

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[Like Archer's gonna give one pokedollar to this rotten kid-

Calling back one big Pokemon and sending out another big Pokemon? Houndoom's all Archer has left, and attempting to punch a Lapras in the neck sounds like both a terrible idea and unstylish move. Is he really out of options already...?]

[highestlevel]

[Red's an ass, he likes to intimidate his opponents by just shuffling his team through battle. They could use the shared experience, paltry though it was.]

Done already...?

[forprofit]

For today. But will take more than that to stop me from my goals.