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pokedressing2013-11-14 11:55 pm
spiritcrystal) wrote in pokedressing2013-11-14 11:55 pm
Welcome/Welcome back, you crazy diamonds!
[An island! This is most certainly not where everyone was just a few moments ago. ...Alright, maybe some of you were on an island. Don't get cheeky.
At everyone's feet is a small note. It gives no description of their location or explanation, of course; it only says one simple thing.
Please choose one.
The note comes along with three Pokéballs with different "starter" Pokémon in them- the three Pokémon can be anything, from a Froakie, Charmander, and Treecko to a Rattata, Patrat, and Bidoof if you're particularly unlucky- and everything in between. If it's not a legendary Pokémon, it's fair game.
Of course, you can only pick one! Trying to go for a second will leave you thinking that you better not get too greedy. If you're one of those types that wouldn't care either way, the other two Pokéballs will simply disappear.
Now go forth, and into a world of Pokémon!]
At everyone's feet is a small note. It gives no description of their location or explanation, of course; it only says one simple thing.
Please choose one.
The note comes along with three Pokéballs with different "starter" Pokémon in them- the three Pokémon can be anything, from a Froakie, Charmander, and Treecko to a Rattata, Patrat, and Bidoof if you're particularly unlucky- and everything in between. If it's not a legendary Pokémon, it's fair game.
Of course, you can only pick one! Trying to go for a second will leave you thinking that you better not get too greedy. If you're one of those types that wouldn't care either way, the other two Pokéballs will simply disappear.
Now go forth, and into a world of Pokémon!]
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This actually pisses him off enough to distract him from his pain for a second! Success!]
What, you think I'm some kinda trainer?!?
[Yeah, it's pretty obvious from the way he spits out the word "trainer" that he really doesn't like them. But uh. Sorry to break it to you Dick, but it does kinda look like those two Pokémon are yours.]
Pokéballs are a tool of the oppress-OW! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
[... It's hard to be taken seriously when you're literally elbow- and knee-deep in gators, yelling and flailing.
Sorry about your poor eardrums]