Welcome/Welcome back, you crazy diamonds!

[spiritcrystal]

[An island! This is most certainly not where everyone was just a few moments ago. ...Alright, maybe some of you were on an island. Don't get cheeky.

At everyone's feet is a small note. It gives no description of their location or explanation, of course; it only says one simple thing.

Please choose one.

The note comes along with three Pokéballs with different "starter" Pokémon in them- the three Pokémon can be anything, from a Froakie, Charmander, and Treecko to a Rattata, Patrat, and Bidoof if you're particularly unlucky- and everything in between. If it's not a legendary Pokémon, it's fair game.

Of course, you can only pick one! Trying to go for a second will leave you thinking that you better not get too greedy. If you're one of those types that wouldn't care either way, the other two Pokéballs will simply disappear.

Now go forth, and into a world of Pokémon!]

Comments

[feistytrader]

A few stolen chopsticks isn't gonna hurt a business. They even give them out for free if you ask sometimes. [These are dinky little disposable ones, after all. They won't last long.

[hotboss]

There are more effective ways to ruin a business, after all.

[feistytrader]

[hotboss]

[Not that...he thinks about it often...hey the eggs are good by the way.]

[feistytrader]

[Good. ...Yeah, good...

...This is the most awkward dinner he's ever had. Weavile thinks so too, but he's okay as long as he gets to share Silver's food.]

[hotboss]

[It's not a five course meal but it'll do!

He'll just, uh, put his rock down and grab another cigar- wait no, he should wait until Silver isn't around.]

[feistytrader]

[...He's holding out his hand. Give him the cigarettes, not!dad.]

[hotboss]

[uh] What is it?

[feistytrader]

The cigarettes.

[hotboss]

...

[feistytrader]

[C'mon, hand them over.]

[hotboss]

...

[Okay, handing them over.

He'll need to find a market around here that sells them later...]

[feistytrader]

[Thank you.]

Weavile. [He tosses them into the air!

...And Weavile skewers them with ice. And then they get turned into a nice ice cube.

Yep. Goodbye, cigarettes.]

[hotboss]

[There goes his evening plans, then!]

[feistytrader]

[Here Weavile have some egg for a job well done

Sorry dad, he's not sorry at all]

[hotboss]

Have you seen anyone else here you know?

[feistytrader]

You're the first person I spotted, so I'm not sure. [If any of his friends are here, he'll find them eventually...]

I've got all of my partners, so I'll be fine.

[hotboss]

Better than nothing.

...Don't tell anyone I'm here.

[feistytrader]

If the executives try to do something really stupid like mess with legendary Pokémon, I'm telling them where you are immediately.

[hotboss]

[dafuq]

I'd find that hard to believe. [But if Archer happens to have all the legendary birds sealed away for him in shiny red pokeballs theeennnn...]

[feistytrader]

He almost completely destroyed both Johto and Sinnoh.

[hotboss]

[Either this Silver is crazy or the whole world he's from is crazy...] So you've been through a lot.