[Oh my god Landry you can't just ask people if their pokémon have a pokéball This actually pisses him off enough to distract him from his pain for a second! Success!]
What, you think I'm some kinda trainer?!?
[Yeah, it's pretty obvious from the way he spits out the word "trainer" that he really doesn't like them. But uh. Sorry to break it to you Dick, but it does kinda look like those two Pokémon are yours.]
Pokéballs are a tool of the oppress-OW! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
[... It's hard to be taken seriously when you're literally elbow- and knee-deep in gators, yelling and flailing. Sorry about your poor eardrums]
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This actually pisses him off enough to distract him from his pain for a second! Success!]
What, you think I'm some kinda trainer?!?
[Yeah, it's pretty obvious from the way he spits out the word "trainer" that he really doesn't like them. But uh. Sorry to break it to you Dick, but it does kinda look like those two Pokémon are yours.]
Pokéballs are a tool of the oppress-OW! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
[... It's hard to be taken seriously when you're literally elbow- and knee-deep in gators, yelling and flailing.
Sorry about your poor eardrums]