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pokedressing2012-05-19 05:57 pm
equality) wrote in pokedressing2012-05-19 05:57 pm
WARNING: BEAVER CROSSING
Hey, Island residents! Do you like Bidoof? A lot? Great! Because you're going to get to meet a WHOLE BUNCH of them today!
It's a stampede! An uncountable number of the normal types, as well as a few of their older dual type cousins, are very determined to get from one unknown part of the Island to another, and they don't really care about what's in their way.
Fortunately, there's plenty of roofs to climb up on, and surely there are enough bore- I mean, kind people out there who are willing to share their perch or rescue you if you get stuck. Plus, the beavers themselves aren't all that tough (for the most part), so fighting your way through is an option, too... Whatever you choose to do, this mess isn't going to end until tomorrow morning. Have fun!
It's a stampede! An uncountable number of the normal types, as well as a few of their older dual type cousins, are very determined to get from one unknown part of the Island to another, and they don't really care about what's in their way.
Fortunately, there's plenty of roofs to climb up on, and surely there are enough bore- I mean, kind people out there who are willing to share their perch or rescue you if you get stuck. Plus, the beavers themselves aren't all that tough (for the most part), so fighting your way through is an option, too... Whatever you choose to do, this mess isn't going to end until tomorrow morning. Have fun!
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Naturally, his birds all know to brace for impact upon suspicion, and both Swellow and admin think this is the usual redhead! ...Until you're too light and not. Shuuya.
Kouji just kind of blinkblinks at you for a moment. Who you.]
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Sorry, were you waiting for an explanation? Because apparently, one isn't on its way.]
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Okay, clearly no explanation will be offered, so he'll have to ask. Even though wow, now he's look at you a bit you really remind him of Shuuya a few years back.]
Can I help you? [...That sounded dumb, probably, but oh well.]
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It's your turn to get blinked at, but only briefly.]
Do you know what they are, Uncle Kouji? [Pointing at the Bidoof stampede below.]
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..."Uncle"? What is that supposed to mean?] They're Bidoof, and a few Bibarel. Common Normal- and Normal/Water-types from the Sinnoh region.
[...He has to ask.]
... "Uncle"?
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You get a Look, Mr. Admin.]
You're not cute enough to be my nephew, Uncle Kouji.
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I... Didn't know I had anyone to be an uncle to. [Or siblings to produce nieces and nephews, for that matter.]
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Poor Shuuya. I didn't know his brotherly love for Uncle Kouji was so one-sided. [SAID IN A DEAD SERIOUS TONE]
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--Oh.
Well that answers this nicely.]
You're-- ....Shuuya has a kid? [Wow best friend way to not tell him. Kouji's already doing the math in his head and... No, any way he works it, these numbers don't add up right. You are getting a whole lot of not sure if trolling, kid.]
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Well, if the kid wasn't trolling before...Kouji just receives another Look in response to that question, before they wordlessly pull some kind of messenger gadget out of their sleeve. Holding it so that Kouji is conveniently just able to see what's being written, they begin to type out:
Mama, Uncle Kouji is being mean :< He's pretending he doesn't know us
...The recipient field says something about a "Mikan", by the way.]
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Wait, there is definitely no way this makes sense. This kid looks about half as old as Shuuya and Kouji, which simply doesn't make mathematical sense, and calling Mikan "Mama"? Shuuya couldn't have known Mikan all the way back then, could he? This just isn't adding up.]
Hey, kid... How old is your dad? [Time-traveling. As nuts as it sounds to Kouji, it's the only thing that makes decent amounts of sense. And considering this is the island, it actually might.
...He may actually have to call Shuuya about this though.]
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[...welp, Shuuya will answer if Kouji actually calls him.]
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...He will be putting a hand on his Pokegear, though. If this doesn't work, he is making that call. If anyone will sort this out, Shuuya will. ...Hopefully, anyway, Kouji'd rather not have to call Mikan.]
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Dunno.
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Hey.
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Yes, I have your bird, no, you can't have her back now.
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That's fine, this is about something else. I have a passenger claiming to be, uh... yours. [If you know what he means. Uh. Awkward.]
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It's more like a branchfull.]I don't teach my Pokemon to talk. [So he fails to see how anything belonging to him could make such a claim.]
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They're not a Pokemon. [He hopes you get it with that, he'd... Really rather not ask outright if you had a child.]
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[THIS CONVERSATION IS MAKING NO SENSE. Get to the point so he can go back to enjoying this mess from a safe distance.]
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A child. [NOW do you get it? This child claims to be your child and this does not compute. Literally.]
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If I had a kid, you'd have babysitted her by now.
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[In other words take a better look at it and say if it actually seems related to him.]
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...Looks like you, red hair. Acts kind of like you, too. And calls me "Uncle Kouji".
[...]
They look about the right age to begin traveling, too. [You'd have been like...around ten...when they were born and he does not want to consider that image.]
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