When's the last time you bathed, anyway? Or maybe that Koffing smell is just getting in your skin. You gotta, right? You almost look as skeevy as that Petwhatever guy. At least he had a cool Murkrow.

[Of course, she's not doing this for Kurt this time. She doesn't have Lance getting her back this time...

But bravado will do.] I'm Kris from New Bark Town. You know, the cute heroine that keeps getting in your way.