[Did you just call him Richard- wait no change of priorities DID YOU JUST TELL HIM OFF YOU MAKE HIM SO MAD, BOB. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DOING THINGS RIGHT. -uh, not that you're doing things right. Because you never do.
He opens his mouth to say something, but that's when Totodile finally decides it has had enough and lets go of his arm! ... So instead of what was undoubtedly going to be a clever, snappy retort, you get a pained grunt. In all the meanings of "grunt". Dick's just going to clutch his bleeding arm and lie down for a sec here, don't mind him (weenie). That's not tears in his eyes, you just kicked up some dust when you arrived! Bob, you're such a jerk!
Meanwhile, the tiny blue gator is just going to try to climb on Bob and look through his things for the promised berry. You'd never think it was trying to bite Dick's arm off just a few seconds ago, looking at how adorable it's being. Sandile also gets closer because hey Bob don't be rude, if you're gonna give food to someone you gotta give food to everyone. He's sure the bugs agree too. C'mon Bob.]
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YOU MAKE HIM SO MAD, BOB. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DOING THINGS RIGHT. -uh, not that you're doing things right. Because you never do.
He opens his mouth to say something, but that's when Totodile finally decides it has had enough and lets go of his arm! ... So instead of what was undoubtedly going to be a clever, snappy retort, you get a pained grunt. In all the meanings of "grunt". Dick's just going to clutch his bleeding arm and lie down for a sec here, don't mind him
(weenie). That's not tears in his eyes, you just kicked up some dust when you arrived! Bob, you're such a jerk!Meanwhile, the tiny blue gator is just going to try to climb on Bob and look through his things for the promised berry. You'd never think it was trying to bite Dick's arm off just a few seconds ago, looking at how adorable it's being.
Sandile also gets closer because hey Bob don't be rude, if you're gonna give food to someone you gotta give food to everyone. He's sure the bugs agree too. C'mon Bob.]