[Oh, kid, "Uncle Kouji" here is a bit younger than you're used to. Even if he'll probably still look pretty much the same in your time, um.

Okay, clearly no explanation will be offered, so he'll have to ask. Even though wow, now he's look at you a bit you really remind him of Shuuya a few years back.]

Can I help you? [...That sounded dumb, probably, but oh well.]